We Lost

I was the goalie on an indoor soccer team 
And I didn’t have the training for that 
So most matches were a god damn blood bath
But I tried my best to get in the way 
Of every single goal in the game

But we lost and we lost and we lost and we lost 
And we lost and we lost and we lost 
And we lost and we lost and lost and lost 
And we lost and we lost

I was the goalie on an indoor soccer team
And I learned I was calling it the wrong thing 
Cause I knew a lot more about hockey
So when they came close I dove at their feet
And they nearly kicked the nose off of me

And it broke and it broke and it broke and it broke 
And it broke and it broke and it broke 
And it broke and it broke and broke and broke 
And it broke and it broke

You’re more than your nose
But all crooked and cockeyed kid 
It sure steals the show
Your diagonal nose

But it looks nice on you 
And we should be thankful too 
Cause it broke and it healed 
And it makes your face feel so strange and new

Now it slants to the left and you could be upset
But from my point of view it looks nice on you

But we lost and we lost and we lost and we lost 
And we lost and we lost and we lost 
And we lost and we lost and lost and lost 
And we lost and we lost